If God Smoked Cannabis

Denne er ikke min, men jeg ble nesten nødt til å poste den likevel. Vet ikke helt hvorfor, men jeg synes den er god. Kanskje fordi jeg liker originalen også?
Jeg har ikke klart å finne ut hvem som har skrevet denne teksten, men originalen er i alle fall Joan Osborne. Det virker som om den er fra Weird Al, noe som høres fornuftig ut, men enkelte hevder den er Stehpen Lynchs eller t.o.m. Afroman. Må forresten takke han som mener det er Afroman, for det var da jeg lette etter hans Because I Got High at jeg kom over denne sangen.

Nå der det bare å sette på musikken og smile, eventuelt røyke: If God Smoked Cannabis

If God had long hair and a goatee
And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced-out
Would you buy His story
Would you believe He had an eye infection

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked
Yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked Cannabis
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tye-died micro bus
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place in the beginning
Did He plant any seeds or did He put them there
For Adam and Eve so they'd be hungry
For the apple that the SnakeWas always offering

And yeah yeah God rolls great
Yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked Cannabis
Do you suppose He had a buzz
When He made the platypus
When He created Earth our home
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in Heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl