This song is protected under the US copyright laws. Any unauthorized distribution of this file is prohibited and can result in 100 lifetime sentences in the newly redecorated (pink) Alcatraz prison.
This is an agreement between you, from now YOU, and The BIG COMPANY CORP. By downloading this song you accept the following terms:
1. You can not make any copies of this song. This includes copies in your own brain, so if the song gets stuck there, we have no other opportunity than to confiscate it.
2. This download is meant for YOU and YOU only, not for anyone else. For those of you who are to stupid to understand, this means that NO ONE but YOU can listen to the song.
3. You can only play this song once, and then you must remove it with a shredder program. 4.Backups are forebidden.
5. When we are suspecting that you are not accepting the terms, we have the right to fabricate evidence and deliver them to the KGB-Stasi
6. YOU accept that the KGB-Stasi can “take you out” at anytime anywhere.
7. THE BIG COMPANY CORP is not responsible for the actions of KGB-Stasi, and you will for this reason not have the right to sue THE BIG COMPANY CORP.
If YOU accept this YOU may download the song, if you don't: so long suckers!
Warning
If YOU break any of the agreements, The BIG COMPANY will send Rafael Leonidas Trujillo, Idi Amin, Adolf Hitler and their Associates after you.
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3 comments:
Følger det med noen snasne trojanere? I så fall er jeg fristet.
Jeg tviler på det, men jeg har en del i karantene. Lyst på noe spesielt?
Tja, en god, gammel klassiker som ILOVEYOU hadde ikke vært å forakte.
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